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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Sep. 17, 2007 @ 2:30 AM EDT

I didn't take it

Was it you?

Wasn't me!

THEN WHO?

WHO TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE GOD DAMN JAR?!?!?!

WELL?

NOONE'S FESSING UP EH?

ALRIGHT THEN. THATS FINE. THAT IS EL-FINE-OH WITH ME.
THE COOKIE JAR IS GOING IN THE GOD DAMN TRASH NOW
NO MORE COOKIES EVER. IN FACT NO MORE FOOD EVER.
GET YOUR COOKIE ASS UP IN YOUR COOKIE ROOM WHERE YOU CAN COOKIE STARVE FOR ALL I CARE.
I DETEST THE DAY YOU SLITHERED OUT OF MY SCROTE ON MY HONEYMOON. THANK SHIT YOUR MOTHER IS NOT HERE TO SEE YOU.
THANK SHIT.

Updated: 09/17/07 2:31 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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19 Comments

Sep. 17, 2007 | 2:32 AM Bug says:

im zekeys alt

Sep. 17, 2007 | 2:32 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

im zekey's main account

Sep. 17, 2007 | 2:33 AM MotherSpaceyLizard says:

im zekeys mother

Sep. 17, 2007 | 2:34 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

GO FALL INTO YOUR GRAVE ALREADY AND GIVE ME MY INHERITANCE

Sep. 17, 2007 | 2:35 AM ZekeyJr says:

fuck you dad!

Sep. 17, 2007 | 2:36 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

get a fucking job , jesus christ. how old are you now? 30?

Updated: Sep. 17, 2007, 2:38 AM

Sep. 17, 2007 | 3:46 AM homor says:

im not zekeys alt.

Sep. 17, 2007 | 4:24 AM Sparkpro says:

It was me...
THATS RIGHT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL STRANGER BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF STEALING A COOKIE.
AND NOW THAT THE COOKIE JAR IS IN THE TRASH MY PLAN HAS COME TO FRUITION
YES
THE COOKIE JAR IS IN THERE AND THE REST OF THE COOKIE IS OUT HERE AND IT'S MINE ALL MINE!!!!
*points at self twice*
also I'm nobody's alt

Sep. 17, 2007 | 8:15 AM notorious says:

nah for tgsnt they prefer quicktime though i entered one last year just as a .swf and it got in

Sep. 17, 2007 | 8:48 AM KavinelZX says:

zzzzzzzz

Sep. 17, 2007 | 9:41 AM kisame says:

DANGER! DANGER! MY HOOKS ARE FLAILING WILDLY!

Sep. 17, 2007 | 12:25 PM W-P-S says:

fuck you I liked your earlier news post more >:(

Sep. 17, 2007 | 3:47 PM test-object says:

So hot... you've fathered all of Newgrounds!

Sep. 17, 2007 | 6:39 PM Super-Fizzoly says:

I took the cookie. I enjoyed doing so. It was very fun. Good luck catching me!!

Sep. 18, 2007 | 2:31 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

"catching"

oh boy. a physical activity done in text actions.

you really do live in a fantasy world.

Sep. 18, 2007 | 4:13 AM PiGPEN says:

hay i heard we were role-playing in here!
i call Sonic!

Sep. 18, 2007 | 5:12 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

oui oui
tu es PEN du PiG
je mange une sandwiche des chats

Sep. 18, 2007 | 9:44 AM W-P-S says:

"sorry, but you are a fag, and fags go to hell. HOPE YOU ENJOY SUCKING THE DEVIL!!"

You heard him Zekey, God hates fags!
And God loves SPRITE MIOVIES!!!!!!!11

Sep. 18, 2007 | 2:00 PM TjA says:

when did lizards start eating cookies... even stranger, when did lizards (especially zekey spacey ones) start using jars or start having hands???

The more the you know!

Sep. 18, 2007 | 2:05 PM TomAzza says:

OH YEAH!? WELL YOU`R NOT MY REAL DAD, YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

I WISH GRAMPA WAS HERE HE`D GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE!
YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, YOU`LL BE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE YOU SON OF A BITCH.

WAIT AND FUCKING SEE.

help me

Sep. 18, 2007 | 6:22 PM notorious says:

hey man if it wasn't for 'mass' i would have never even heard of subtle :)

Sep. 18, 2007 | 9:07 PM jallo212 says:

Your cookies tasted like a bag of asses.

Sep. 19, 2007 | 5:18 PM Borg172 says:

you will Comply !!

Sep. 20, 2007 | 9:17 AM homor says:

i want to kill cocoon in a verity of painful ways.

is that wrong?