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FUCK COLORS AND CREATIVITY

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - July 13th, 2008

Fololo 311: http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/pla yback/playback-4/1227107
video game fan faggots

BigArmyBug: i love how their ad crashes the player

BigArmyBug: well it probably wasnt worth watching anyway

Fololo 311: its basically

Fololo 311: fags complaining about how diablo 3

Fololo 311: is more colorful and stylized

Fololo 311: which means its bad apparently

BigArmyBug: i have never played a diablo

BigArmyBug: but yes if anything isnt "realistic" to gamers they go ape shit

BigArmyBug: and call it kiddy

BigArmyBug: which doesnt even make any godamn sense

Fololo 311: exactly

Fololo 311: everyone bitches because so many games these days are brown and grey

Fololo 311: and then a game comes along that uses color

Fololo 311: and everyone is bitching about it being colorful

BigArmyBug: i really do loathe gamer culture

Fololo 311: i do as well

BigArmyBug: its alright to be a hypocrite 10% of the time but these guys do it all the time

Fololo 311: oh lord two new PM's

Fololo 311: both from people i dont know

BigArmyBug: are they asking you what song you used in what

BigArmyBug: someone sent me a PM asking me to teach him how to make videos

BigArmyBug: he couldnt spell 1 word

Fololo 311: lmfaoooooo

Fololo 311: i love those

nimpercent: did you see yahoo's front page?

nimpercent: get ready to throw up

BigArmyBug: wait what

BigArmyBug: oh

BigArmyBug: i assume hes talking about that video you linked me to

Fololo 311: yes

BigArmyBug: TODAYS HEADLINE...

BigArmyBug: GAME FANS OUTRAGED OVER SPILLED MOUNTAIN DEW

BigArmyBug: WII FIT BOARDS BROKEN OVER HEADS

Fololo 311: HARDCORE GAMERS ARE WHINEY PIECES OF SHIT WHO HATE ALL GAMES

BigArmyBug: A SPECIAL VISIT BY MARIO MARIO ENDED WITH SKETCHY DETAILS BUT ONE REPORTER HAD THIS TO SAY: IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A RIPPED OPEN BUTT

Fololo 311: WEEGEE: WOULD YOU LET HIM NEAR YOUR CHILDREN?

BigArmyBug: NO I WOULD NOT

BigArmyBug: AND THAT ENDS TODAYS STORY

BigArmyBug: BE SURE TO VOTE 5 AND REVIEW 10 THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

Fololo 311: i should make that a news post

BigArmyBug: oh by all means do
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HERE IS AN IMAGE OF AN AVERAGE HARDCORE GAMER

FUCK COLORS AND CREATIVITY

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x-factor11 2008-07-13 03:29:27

the colors, THE COLORS, THEY BURNS MY EYES, OH GOD HELP ME!11!1

PenguinLink 2008-07-13 03:48:45

News Flash: Hardcore gamers have created another online petition urging game developers to have no creativity incorporated in their creations from this point on. The online petition also states that their games must always been in the same style as their previous creations and that any kind of change is malignant and unessential to the overall concept of a video game.

154789545611256478955321465479875654 total signatures have been gathered so far.

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 03:48:45

FROM NOW ON ALL GAMES MUST BE MMORPGS OR FPS THAT TAKE PLACE IN THE FUTURE OR WW2

ElmoMadness 2008-07-13 08:39:46

freakin random.

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 08:39:46

i hate that word and all that it implies

Xrapha 2008-07-13 13:32:06

Their is a method to this madness after all.

And yes, the gaming community is hypotical to an appalling degree, but then again so is any and every community that's centered around the internet.

JohnnyUtah 2008-07-13 14:03:29

videogames are for faggots

except for megaman 9

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 14:03:29

splash woman

CoolDrMoney 2008-07-13 14:05:12

Reminds me of the whole Windwaker dibocal
The style was very nice I thought!

Did I spell dibocal right

TjA 2008-07-13 14:09:02

couldnt they turn the colour setting on their screens down if they didnt want it too colourful? well that said, theyd complain about something else...

vai90 2008-07-13 14:22:11

Lmfao, you guys are so right about it. XD
The petition is ridiculous and it already has over 46.000. What a waste. Blizzard won't give two shits about it. :D

I've read the petition's description and looked at all those "How it should be"-images and I see their point, but for gods sake: Fuck these crying asshats.
xx Martin xx

@ TjA:
Wouldn't be quite the same but yes. Also it shouldn't be a problem for Blizzard to include an option to switch between two styles, that would make everyone happy, but they don't need to do this. Blizzard has always done everything right imo. That's why they are the best game developer ever.</comment>

OdHero 2008-07-13 14:26:30

Hey Zekey do you often cook your own meals or do you dine outside the home?

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 14:26:30

i usually cook eggs.

if i'm at work, i'll go to a grocery store and get a nice deli meat sandwich

LazyMuffin 2008-07-13 14:31:51

Oh god, I hate the word "random" as well.
Lets make sex.

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 14:31:51

sounds good.

Matt-Porter 2008-07-13 14:40:59

Gamers, no, people as a whole piss me off with their over judgemental selves. I personally think Diablo 3 looks great, oh no it looks kinda like WoW, get over it. I'll stop now before I spend all day filling up your entire pege with a huge rant on humanity.

snaggle 2008-07-13 15:36:33

FUCK COLORS AND HAIR AND VIDEO GAMES AND FAT

Sparkpro 2008-07-13 15:38:27

It's Wind Waker all over again.

Spite 2008-07-13 15:55:39

Whats this on my keyboard?
Oh its of my face...

-_-

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 15:55:39

wat

Ansel 2008-07-13 15:58:36

wind waker is my favorite Zelda game ever, in the entire series. It was fun, engaging, challenging, and BEAUTIFUL. It's one of the best uses of cel-shading I've ever seen. Altogether (in my opinion) one of the best video games I've ever played. And yet... and yet? When it was announced it would be cel-shaded, there was much wailing, gnashing of teeth, and general faggotry in the gaming world. People vowed not to play it, to boycott Nintendo, to whine and bitch until someone listened, and when it was released everyone loved it.

THIS IS WHY I DO NOT BUY MANY VIDEOGAMES-- THEY'RE SHIT AND THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY THEM ARE WORSE >:C

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 15:58:36

and then nintendo went back to doing realism

Rooster 2008-07-13 16:17:48

teech meh howe tuu flahs!

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 16:17:48

NEVER

Ukinojoe 2008-07-13 16:41:00

What a bunch of whiny bitches. They saw a tiny sample of the game and decide they hate it. Just play the old games then, idiots.

That fat guy pic is going straight to the Lols folder

KupaMan 2008-07-13 16:50:32

I wasn't aware turning up the contrast to a level where you can finally make out characters, objects, and enemies was a bad thing.

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-07-13 16:50:32

hnnng

Ecke 2008-07-13 17:19:06

Think about it: The story in 3 takes off with all the prime evils being dead for 20 years. If the world has had 20 years without them, I don't think it would still look like it did in the previous 2. The world stone is destroyed, but no one even knows what that does.

Butthurt fanfags = owned.

Listen2Reason 2008-07-13 17:26:30

You should read Greg Costikyan's thoughts on "grognard capture" ('grognard' in this case is almost exactly the same as "hardcore gamer"):

<a href="http://www.costik.com/weblog/2003/08/grognard-capture.html">http://www.costik.com/weblog/2003/08/
grognard-capture.html</a>