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Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - June 21st, 2008


so a company contacted me today.
asking if I would do some freelance paintings for them.

i am happy because:

A.) this is the first time a company has actually contacted ME to do something. usually its the other way around with me begging for a job and never getting it. i said yes, of course.

B.) its halloween themed. and the content of the paintings is definitely right up my alley.

C.) something professional done for an actual big company means something to put on my portfolio. i'll have something to put on my empty list of achievements other than "hurr durr i got 4th place in an internet contest derp"

i am scared as hell because:

A.) they want the painting to be realistic. and the closest thing to realism I've managed to do is this and this. And both of those came about by sheer luck.

B.) they want the painting seperated and saved into layers so that they can have all the layers working in flash. which means I cant use Art Rage (as far as I know there's no way to save art rage files as photoshop or paintshop files with the layers intact) which means I cant use the software I used to do both of the above paintings. I dont know if I can go back to using photoshop or paintshoppro without making some hideous monstrosity.

can i complete the job and get paid? will i pull it off without fucking it up? will the justice league ever find out who killed the elongated man's wife? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.

EDIT:
update. it appears they sent me an attachment in their email that I did not notice which answered the 500 questions I asked in reply to their email and now they've stopped contacting me.
I done fucked up again. How glorious.

oh well.
i'll make another 'great cartoons' post soon probably.

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They always cut to commercials when things are starting to get good!

It kinda looks like a rose, in ball form. I wanna eat it.

well
look at it this way
They contacted YOU, so they probably know what kind of things you draw.

maybe.

I'm sure you can pull it off.

What exactly does this company do anyway?

i really cant say. when it's done i'll link people to it.
that is, if they get back to me.

cant you make the layers in another program and import them to flash? i guess that might be too hard to line up and too much trouble, though... good luck anyways

they are the ones importing it to flash, not I

If you can't use artrage, use corel painter. Painter files are interchangeable with Photoshop, so you can do your art in painter to get the style you are looking for, then order the layers for flash in PS for compatibility.

That's a horrible thing to do to teh Kirby (unless you can reverse it with him still being alive, of course).

Congrats on the unsolicited job offer. I've never had one of those. YER SPECIAL. And uh... yeah, good luck, dude. Promise me if you get it, you'll reduce the quantity of your flash-uploading to NG but maintain the quality.... and that you'll do more solo flash and less collab!

i've been working on a cartoon for a year now i think you will like

NEXT WEEK IN ANOTHER SPOOKY EPISODE OF "FLASH ANIMATOR LEAGUE": SEKEY GETS HIRED!

im just kidding. yeah, go for it. You will suprise yourself and try new stuff. good luck : )

who is this 'sekey' person????

you getting an offer well i'm so happy ai can just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them hahaha anywho i think you can pull it off with adobe illustrator.

post updated

why you turn kirby inside out ?:(

because he sucks

HAHAHAHAH I AM FUNNEH

that is the worst picutre on the internet

google "babypaste" and "noma"

enjoy!

i am rooting for you zekey

root root

your rooting came to late. post updated.

So just reply and say oops I didn't see the attached thing. You know us artists haha.

People make mistakes whatever. If they don't respond fuck them.

mmmm :L

Rape them.

but i am so flaccid

I really hope you get the job. :p I'll cross me fingers for you.

Oh..Didn't get it I see....:(

Well I'll cross my fingers for any NEW job prospect that comes your way. :P

Ooooohhhhh! tough luck sonny chim and i was hoping to hear about what you would do on your last day at Blockbuster.Oh well that Golden Gazelle of Opportunity will come again and you'll be there waiting to kill it and make Golden Opportunity Gazelle Jerky out of it. That's a wonderfully Grotesque Kirby Painting you got there.

yeah i wish i'd made that painting

p.s. lmao at kirbys image

i think its good to be tested. Art people in particular tend to play in their own shit all their lives, its good to be thrown a curve ball and forced to make something good out of it.

a poop analogy had to be made i am sorry. im going to go shower now. after i play in my shit.

i think you only read da top half, yo

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