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why hollywood why?

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Aug. 10, 2007 @ 5:43 PM EDT

From the people who gave you "Valiant" and "Happily N'Ever After" comes this.

I can hardly contain my excitement.

I wonder if the girl monkey and the boy monkey will hook up? I wonder if the small monkey and the lunk monkey will learn to respect each other. I wonder if the old monkey will teach the boy monkey a lesson before old monkey dies/retires/sacrifices himself.

Gosh. Golly gee.

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Aug. 10, 2007 | 7:38 PM Project-Nemesis says:

Hooray for crap!

Aug. 10, 2007 | 8:35 PM CheezNapkin says:

MAKE IT GO AWAY

Aug. 11, 2007 | 1:13 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

INDEED.

Aug. 10, 2007 | 10:38 PM BlueHippo says:

that looks like a very scientific banana!

Aug. 11, 2007 | 1:14 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

j00 r teh gay

Aug. 10, 2007 | 10:55 PM Nogfish says:

Mmm...dripping with sarcasm.

Aug. 10, 2007 | 11:06 PM Crash-and-burn31 says:

I think that the old monkey looks like he will slap the big musclebound one around a bit.

Just a prediction.

Aug. 11, 2007 | 1:14 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

That would be great. But far too violent for our modern politically correct world.

Aug. 10, 2007 | 11:24 PM yodd says:

Hey i have an idea! lets throw some random animals in some totally WACKY place, animate it and make it a hollywood movie, rake in millions from little kids and their parents with a marginal movie.

we're really thinking now!

Aug. 11, 2007 | 1:15 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

And lets make sure we have trreeeeendyyyyy celebrities voice them all.
GET AVRIL LAVIGNE ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE AND LETS RECORD THIS SHIT

Aug. 11, 2007 | 5:19 AM Anigen says:

peekingnigggerblizzard

Aug. 11, 2007 | 11:01 AM strumpy says:

There's no black monkey?

Aug. 11, 2007 | 12:14 PM FreekC says:

AHAHAHAHA THE PHONES A BANANA

Aug. 11, 2007 | 2:45 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

i bet smash mouth's "all star" will be in the trailer

vanguard was horrible btw, ohhhhh man

Aug. 11, 2007 | 3:12 PM kisame says:

it looks worse than Surf's up.

Aug. 11, 2007 | 4:21 PM RWappin says:

Those chimps got ATTITUDE yo!

Aug. 11, 2007 | 5:12 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

THEY SOME DOWN LO MOTHERFUCKERS, SHEEEE---OOOOTT

Aug. 11, 2007 | 6:50 PM HappyBee says:

How much ya wanna bet that the monkey in the star suit gets the girl monkey to his left. Is that even a girl monkey? Hard to tell...

Aug. 11, 2007 | 11:10 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I cant tell them apart. Except for the fat one, they all have the same god damn face.

Aug. 11, 2007 | 7:50 PM MadCow says:

I remember a time when if you saw an ad for a 3d animation movie, you just knew it was going to be good. Now-a-days, it's just... meh.

I'd really laugh if the plot to the movie was EXACTLY like you described it (although I really wouldn't be surprised :[)

Aug. 11, 2007 | 11:11 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

oh it will be.
I guarantee you the song "Rocket Man" will be somewhere in the trailer.

Aug. 11, 2007 | 11:21 PM jallo212 says:

MY PELVIS EXPLODED FROM THE STUPIDITITY

Aug. 12, 2007 | 3:56 AM JohnnyUtah says:

i feel for all the talented animators out there that get plucked right out of school and put on shows like this.

Aug. 12, 2007 | 5:17 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Yeah. You read their blogs online and see how miserable they are that they have to make this crap. I wish at least one studio exec out there (other than Pixar) would get the balls to go "hmmmm.......maybe......we should do something.....unexpected"

Aug. 12, 2007 | 3:59 AM JohnnyUtah says:

oh by the way, we really liked your hi-def sprite entry....
we just figured you were sick to death of shirts but it was one of the very best as usual.

Aug. 12, 2007 | 5:16 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

lmao you're kidding right? mine was so simple and bland

Aug. 12, 2007 | 5:36 AM SlashFirestorm says:

I wonder how much fried chicken a crew that size consumes each day.

Oh, they're monkeys? Never mind, then.

Aug. 12, 2007 | 10:12 AM JohnnyUtah says:

haha sorry, i mixed you up with somebody else this time..

for the record i hate judging these art contests so god damn much.

and one more thing about "space chimps" - its kinda a morbid idea isnt it? all those test monkeys were sent up there to die right?

Aug. 12, 2007 | 10:37 AM Orangebeef says:

what happened to 2D? :(

Aug. 12, 2007 | 12:38 PM VespeneGas says:

man i've lost all interest in hollywood cgi animation

i mean, if they were just shit and didn't bother anyone it would be okay but they've completely took over the silver screen animation world

disney puts all of their 2D stuff on the disney channel, which no one wanting functional eyes should watch for more than a minute

the only person who really does 2d in theaters anymore is hayao miyazaki and he's a jap ;[

Aug. 12, 2007 | 10:14 PM Bug says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /364332

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Aug. 12, 2007 | 11:56 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

bzz

Aug. 13, 2007 | 12:17 AM ibhenowflee says:

This is why I don't go to the movies anymore... or watch TV. Mindless crap.

Aug. 13, 2007 | 4:52 AM jackmorrison says:

Thats a girl monkey?

Aug. 13, 2007 | 9:43 PM ExtraTim says:

Me thinks somebody already pirated the script. Thanks for ruining the movie for me, ass.