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why hollywood why?

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - August 10th, 2007


From the people who gave you "Valiant" and "Happily N'Ever After" comes this.

I can hardly contain my excitement.

I wonder if the girl monkey and the boy monkey will hook up? I wonder if the small monkey and the lunk monkey will learn to respect each other. I wonder if the old monkey will teach the boy monkey a lesson before old monkey dies/retires/sacrifices himself.

Gosh. Golly gee.

why hollywood why?


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Hooray for crap!

MAKE IT GO AWAY

INDEED.

that looks like a very scientific banana!

j00 r teh gay

Mmm...dripping with sarcasm.

I think that the old monkey looks like he will slap the big musclebound one around a bit.

Just a prediction.

That would be great. But far too violent for our modern politically correct world.

Hey i have an idea! lets throw some random animals in some totally WACKY place, animate it and make it a hollywood movie, rake in millions from little kids and their parents with a marginal movie.

we're really thinking now!

And lets make sure we have trreeeeendyyyyy celebrities voice them all.
GET AVRIL LAVIGNE ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE AND LETS RECORD THIS SHIT

peekingnigggerblizzard

There's no black monkey?

AHAHAHAHA THE PHONES A BANANA

i bet smash mouth's "all star" will be in the trailer

vanguard was horrible btw, ohhhhh man

it looks worse than Surf's up.

Those chimps got ATTITUDE yo!

THEY SOME DOWN LO MOTHERFUCKERS, SHEEEE---OOOOTT

How much ya wanna bet that the monkey in the star suit gets the girl monkey to his left. Is that even a girl monkey? Hard to tell...

I cant tell them apart. Except for the fat one, they all have the same god damn face.

I remember a time when if you saw an ad for a 3d animation movie, you just knew it was going to be good. Now-a-days, it's just... meh.

I'd really laugh if the plot to the movie was EXACTLY like you described it (although I really wouldn't be surprised :[)

oh it will be.
I guarantee you the song "Rocket Man" will be somewhere in the trailer.

MY PELVIS EXPLODED FROM THE STUPIDITITY

i feel for all the talented animators out there that get plucked right out of school and put on shows like this.

Yeah. You read their blogs online and see how miserable they are that they have to make this crap. I wish at least one studio exec out there (other than Pixar) would get the balls to go "hmmmm.......maybe......we should do something.....unexpected"

oh by the way, we really liked your hi-def sprite entry....
we just figured you were sick to death of shirts but it was one of the very best as usual.

lmao you're kidding right? mine was so simple and bland

I wonder how much fried chicken a crew that size consumes each day.

Oh, they're monkeys? Never mind, then.

haha sorry, i mixed you up with somebody else this time..

for the record i hate judging these art contests so god damn much.

and one more thing about "space chimps" - its kinda a morbid idea isnt it? all those test monkeys were sent up there to die right?

what happened to 2D? :(

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