no because I'm a selfish little shit.

Yes. No. Yes?

Yes to all. My family would care, my friends would care, and yes, I care for them as well.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

That .gif used to be my wallpaper. Also yes, a few people would be effected. But in the end, does ANYTHING really matter? No wait, I answered your question with another question. I guess the most reasonable reply would be

no

:[

Who "matters"? I believe that is a relative term!

I care if you die :(

Me? Well yes of course to all of those. For you I'm not so sure.

If I die, there is no reason for the universe to exist, and everything will be sucked into a deep black void of emptiness, and in the eternal astral void, me, Genghis Kahn, Grigori Rasputin, Zoroaster, Gilgamesj, Väinamöinen, Maoi the trickster and Cho Sueng-Hui, will ride on a giant ethereal axolotl's back, while playing 3D ultra pinball 3 the lost continent deluxe edition.

well
i dunno
my best friends mum died last week and i feel like a horrilble person because i didnt know what to say
would you?

Well, at the end of the day, you have to realize that everyone who cared for you will die, so givin time, nobody will care because nobody who did in the first place would be alive..

i'm enraged by all these philosophical trick answers.

stop trying to prove you're smart, shitheads

yeah

also corn

A few people would care, but not very much - Yes
No one actually matters on a grand scale of things - No
I care about the effects they have on me, like everyone else does - Yes

But I am not completely sure, so I will kill myself to find out. If killing myself makes me stop thinking or being sentient in any way, which is more likely, I won't mind, because I'll be dead.

Sometimes, while not often, these sort of things work themselves out.
Or maybe I should wait until I finish making the game I'm working on, first.
You never know.

well...

i guess....

*music*

comence the jiglin' ya'll!