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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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never go to college

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard May. 30, 2008 @ 11:30 PM EDT

unless you are rich.

or else one day you'll wake up realizing you only have 33 bucks to live off of for the next few weeks.

and then you'll say many many many bad words.
loudly.
and wake up sleeping neighbors.

and they wont be too happy.

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31 Comments

May. 30, 2008 | 11:38 PM Vibrotherapy says:

I just got robbed, so that's happening RIGHT NOW!

May. 31, 2008 | 12:46 AM De-Line says:

yeah college is pretty low on my list of things to do in the next few years.. animation and the world are first :)

oh wunder showzen, great stuff.

Jun. 1, 2008 | 5:09 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

patience...patience...patience...
.patience...

May. 31, 2008 | 1:38 AM BlueHippo says:

Well I still haven't gone... I guess I could just give up on that dream now then, eh?

May. 31, 2008 | 2:13 AM Bug says:

i met a rich kid today who just finished rutgers and is going on to four more years in law school.

his house was huge

Jun. 1, 2008 | 5:16 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hueg

May. 31, 2008 | 4:03 AM supyohos123 says:

I am so glad I'm running off of scholarships and grants. I'm also in the work-study program in the library. The perfect place to study.

May. 31, 2008 | 10:43 AM Sinitron says:

Now, see, this wouldn't have happened if everyone were Communists!!

May. 31, 2008 | 6:34 PM lol1337a says:

Graduated From U.C. Berkeley a number of years ago and yes the darn loans are still kicking my ass. :(

Jun. 1, 2008 | 3:04 AM Sparkpro says:

It does seem a tad ridiculous for what colleges ask for a decent education. Where is all of that money going to?

Jun. 1, 2008 | 5:17 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

to the government somehow, i'm sure

Jun. 1, 2008 | 4:46 AM KupaMan says:

I guess I'm lucky. I was literally two weeks from my plane ride to RMCAD before I realized, "HEY, THIS IS GOING TO END UP COSTING ME OVER 300 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE END!" and rejected my acceptance.

Jun. 1, 2008 | 5:09 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

that was a very good decision!
also planes are scary :[

Jun. 1, 2008 | 5:33 AM Maxxor says:

Here in Sweden we get paid for studying, not the other way around. :3 :) :> :D :] :} :O

Jun. 1, 2008 | 6:00 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

well fuck you and your chocolate, SIR

>:C

Jun. 1, 2008 | 9:08 AM W-P-S says:

I also get somewhat paid for studying!

Lmao, everythin is beautiful here in socialist Europe!

Jun. 1, 2008 | 10:10 AM squeakytoad says:

Society forces me to go to college. It's basically the filtering system for careers. Anyone who makes it through either really cares about their field or has rich family. Either way, you want this person.

Jun. 1, 2008 | 2:43 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

god damn i miss wonder showzen

although xavier isnt too bad

Jun. 1, 2008 | 8:22 PM Wurmy1029 says:

We wouldn't like angry neighbors, now would we?

Jun. 2, 2008 | 1:45 AM 50vmp says:

fUCK YOU AND YOUR PARAKARRY BULLSHIT YOU COCKFIEND!!!!

Jun. 2, 2008 | 3:55 AM W-P-S says:

^now what the fuck is up with that bitch?

Jun. 2, 2008 | 4:48 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hi i'm parakarry
i deliver letters

Jun. 2, 2008 | 7:27 AM cast says:

Moist flap.

Jun. 2, 2008 | 9:18 AM Gavin says:

hi zekey!

Jun. 3, 2008 | 1:22 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hi gavin!

Jun. 2, 2008 | 3:01 PM Catoblepas says:

Here in Finlnad we get paid for studying, not the other way around. :3 :) :> :D :] :} :O

Jun. 3, 2008 | 1:22 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

>:C

Jun. 2, 2008 | 5:09 PM NoneZop says:

and fly over tiny gaps that should be jumpable

Jun. 2, 2008 | 7:59 PM 50vmp says:

i think ill move to europe before i go to college

i wonder if they pay americans for studying there

Jun. 3, 2008 | 1:22 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i heard going to Gobelins is only like 1000 bucks.
Which considering everything that comes from Gobelins seems to be made of godliness and fuckawesomeness, that's a damn good price.

I may be wrong.

Jun. 2, 2008 | 9:52 PM Wholyish says:

awww... no videos... =(

Jun. 3, 2008 | 1:22 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i'll post more eventually

Jun. 3, 2008 | 3:11 AM 50vmp says:

isnt gobelins in france? meaning i have to learn french?

uhhmmmm hnmnnmmm

also how much does it cost to move there and live there long enough to go to college lmao

oh well we will see

Jun. 3, 2008 | 3:17 AM 50vmp says:

gobelins has an international partner in L.A.
California Institute of the Arts

i wonder if its good/cheap

Jun. 3, 2008 | 3:19 AM 50vmp says:

oh thats the long version of calarts

you learn something new everyday

Jun. 3, 2008 | 3:29 AM 50vmp says:

ill probably go to calarts

Jun. 3, 2008 | 7:00 AM LordZeebmork says:

like anyone really has a choice.

Jun. 3, 2008 | 7:54 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i've hear rumors my grandma set me up an account in the bahamas that was apparently full of money.

No clue if this is accurate.

Jun. 3, 2008 | 6:06 PM LazyMuffin says:

Just tell em you have over 50 tropies on NG.
THATS LIKE CURRENCY IN REAL LIFE!

Jun. 4, 2008 | 6:33 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

oh dude if only it was
if only

Jun. 3, 2008 | 11:19 PM spite-skater says:

WONDER SHOWZEN!!
:D

Jun. 4, 2008 | 6:33 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

shonder wowzen

Jun. 4, 2008 | 7:49 AM MeLucky says:

ZASFASG

Jun. 6, 2008 | 11:07 PM CheezNapkin says:

Clarence for the fucking win.

WHAT ARE YOU DREAMING ABOUT? AN AMERICAN DREAM?

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