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Questions

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Mar. 27, 2008 @ 5:48 AM EDT

well go on.

ask me shit.
questions may or may not be answered.

this should be interesting and probably awkward

also no questions about the below flash drawing

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Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:50 AM Wittekop says:

Do you like dancing?
Do you like coockies?
You know how to speak dutch?
If you know how to speak dutch: HOU JIJ VAN DANSEN?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:52 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

no.
yes.
hell no.
AW HELL NAW

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:11 AM igustaqueso says:

Where do you get your inspiration for your flash movies?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:32 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i poop into my hands and rub it in my face

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:15 AM RubberNinja says:

Give me the chorus to "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:33 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

lock the taskbar
lock the taskbar

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:19 AM iHippo says:

Do you go rollin' down the street, smokin' endo, sippin' on gin and juice?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:35 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

gin is rather icky
i'll sip on whisky gladly though

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:25 AM Magyar says:

I FINK U SHOOD MAEK TEH ANIMASHUN ABUOT PEOPL ON THE INTRENET, WHADDA U TINK?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:39 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I already have. Of course, perhaps you already know I have and this is meant to be a ironic jab at a cliche of alot of my work because you think I'm ignorant. I'm pretty observant of my own bs, so that wont work with me. Thanks for trying though.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:26 AM PiGPEN says:

So what's the deal with that flash drawing?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:37 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

pretty sneaky, sis

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:27 AM kisame says:

If you could kill anyone you wish without going to prison who whould it be?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:38 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

let me flip through my middle-school yearbook and get back to you on that one

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:47 AM PiGPEN says:

If you could kill anyone you wish without going to prison as many times as you like, how many people would you kill?
Also give a list of these peoples names and your preferred method of their death.

-Ryuk

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:49 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

a Death Note would actually be pretty god damn handy.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:49 AM AniGen says:

have you ever wrapped yo lips around a big floppy one

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:51 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i did once around a big slippery one once

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:53 AM Lambinvoker says:

Who or what first inspired you to make cartoons?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:20 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

dr.seuss / loony toons / vhs disney cartoons my parents recorded for me

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:53 AM martin0101 says:

have you ever been seen jerking off

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:22 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

gerkinman?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:07 AM PiGPEN says:

So youre saying you wish to murder many people?
*fbi watch-list get*

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:23 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i'll just have my memory erased
take that, L

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:08 AM JonBro says:

If you could kill anyone on a list of people without going to prison, how many of them would be Newgrounds users?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:23 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

a small handful, probably

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:10 AM MAYORMCHEESE says:

why are you on so late/early right now

my head is gonna burst rrrrrgghhh

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:23 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

kuz i'm an owl
HOOT HOOT

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:11 AM MAYORMCHEESE says:

oh nevermind, you're on the east coast, f**k

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:24 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

HOOT HOOT, BITCH

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:28 AM PiGPEN says:

Why do you have 76 news posts with no news?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:44 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

no news is good news

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:29 AM Koogan says:

How the hell can you have an animated picture!?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:45 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because its a tiny extremely compressed gif.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:29 AM PiGPEN says:

Who's your daddy?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:45 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

who's yo momma?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:29 AM PiGPEN says:

Who let the dogs out?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:46 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

woof woof woofwoofwoof

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:30 AM PiGPEN says:

How many licks to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:46 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

258

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:30 AM PiGPEN says:

Srsly, whats the deal with that flash drawing?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:47 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:31 AM Nuttro says:

will you eat me?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:48 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

is this an invitation?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:35 AM Lambinvoker says:

Why the hell does PiGPEN ask so many damn questions?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:25 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because you are a baboon
and i'm not

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:48 AM Psi43 says:

Which Rozen Maiden doll does appeal the most to you? What I mean is, which do you think is the most attractive?

Oh and why do you have 7000+ NGBBS posts, that's INSANE

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:26 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because the bbs is fun to troll

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:51 AM mrtreerpg says:

When was football defender Andy Lawrie born?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:26 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

November 24, 1978 in Galashiels

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:52 AM Maxxor says:

What are you wearing?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:27 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

a grey shirt with black jeans

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:52 AM squeakytoad says:

Do you do the Dew®?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:27 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

nope. Dew tastes like cigar smoke flavored seltzer water.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:09 AM Leigh says:

Do you wanna be friends? I'm good at stuff too.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:28 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

who?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:27 AM NewShape says:

do you actually watch half of what you're co-authored to?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:28 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I sure dont.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:27 AM The-Swain says:

so is it true what they say

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:29 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

no. it is lies.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:27 AM Ansel says:

What do you eat/drink to fuel your late-night animating sprees?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:30 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

canned peanuts and root beer

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:33 AM BobbyGainsbourg says:

ONE TIME I SUCKED SIX DIRTY DICKS IN A ROW

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:30 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i am sorry but this was not in the form of a question

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:59 AM Matt-Frozenfire says:

Wht the hell are you so fucking Extremely Awesome?

Also what age were you when you started Animating?

And how happy was RedMongoose when he found out you used his song?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:32 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

1.) I'm not extremely awesome in any form or fashion

2.) probably about 12-13 I think

3.) its not like I surprised him. we talk pretty often. he knew I was gonna use it long before I made it. he and mentallydetached used to have a music website together

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:13 AM Trinidex says:

What did you have for breakfast last Wednesday? (March 26)
What is your least favorite colour?
If you could be any type of marsupial, what would you be?
Does your navel pop outward, or dip inward?
What was your favorite year out of either 1995, 1997, 1998 or 2001? Why?
Do you, or have you in the past, own/owned a lava lamp?
If you played bass guitar, would you use a plectrum, or your fingers to pluck the strings? Why?
Have you ever considered a career in skydiving instruction? Why/why not?
A genie grants you 3 wishes, assuming you didn't wish for more wishes, what is your second wish?
What sort of hats do you wear, if any?
Have you ever tried juggling?
Choose ONE wikipedia article, it can be about anything, provide a link. Why did you choose it?
Do you sleep on your back, on your side, or on your front? Or a mixture throughout the night?
Do you prefer geometric shapes with more, or less sides?
Did you enjoy answering these questions? If not, why not?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:38 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

1.) nothing. I rarely eat breakfast. although I should.

2.) yellow. its too hard to see against white.

3.) wallaby. the hopping of a kangaroo combined with the climbing abilities of a koala. i would also live next to two toads and my best friend would be a cow....i mean...steer

4.) inward

5.) whichever one the first pokemon games came out in

6.) I own one. but i keep forgetting to buy bulbs for it. they are very soothing.

7.) i would use my teeth. because my teeth serve no purpose

8.) Nope. Heights scare me. And my only lifeline being a floppy piece of fabric that may or may not deploy =/= something I want to try.

9.) To have the animation skill of Richard Williams and Bob Clampett combined. I would be unstoppable.

10.) I want to buy one of those floppy taxi cab driver hats.

11.) Yes. I failed.

12.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albe rt_Fish -----> because this guy was fucked up.

13.) i toss and turn until i eventually pass out from exhaustion

14.) less please

15.) no because you are a smelly butt ferret

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:47 AM emanhattan says:

¿why did you make this post?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:40 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

So when people who overrate me ask me for an interview as if I've accomplished anything, I can keenly direct them to this lovely journal. Saves me time. Saves them time.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:48 AM emanhattan says:

you know you have to answer why pigpen ask so much stuff.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:41 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

this is not a question, sir

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:08 AM Mechabloby says:

do you like Aphex Twin?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:42 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

no I hate him and his music. which is why I have almost every track he's ever publicly released and have made 2 fan videos to his tunes. I HATE HIM THAT MUCH.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:13 AM DaVeB0T says:

What program do you use for drawing?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:42 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Alias Sketchbook Pro
Art Rage

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:41 AM Adio-Element says:

Can I touch you?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:43 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_C atch_a_Predator

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:41 AM LtMcMuffin says:

Was the Safety Dance really all that safe?
How much thought do you put into your regular News post pictures (i.e. Squidward)?
Do you remember where you were on September 11th, 2001? Was it anywhere sexy?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:45 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

1.) many people died on the set of the video for The Safety Dance. So no.

2.) none at all.

3.) I was in school sitting at my desk. Moments later I was hiding under my desk.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:49 AM RadicalWrongDoers says:

Do you already regret making this update?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:45 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Not really. Not yet.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 12:03 PM Sonni says:

Aren't you're tired of answering these questions?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:47 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

arent you tired of groping dead children YOU SICK FUCK

Mar. 27, 2008 | 12:18 PM homor says:

what is the flight speed of an unlaiden pheasent?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:47 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

About the same as the height in which small rocks can float in water.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 12:23 PM JohnnyUtah says:

How did you become such a splendid person?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:49 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

by drinking my vegetables, looking both ways before crossing the milk, and talking to strangers

Mar. 27, 2008 | 12:26 PM fetusdoctor says:

When are you going to make a Mario vs. Sonic sprite movie? Your cartoons are ok though I guess, but I think your real talent would lie in making sprite movies.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:51 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i have a whole season of "mario farts a warp pipe" about ready to go into production

Mar. 27, 2008 | 1:13 PM CAPTAIN-COW says:

Do you know the cure for cancer?
If so why don't you share it?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:51 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Because it's mine damnit

Mar. 27, 2008 | 1:26 PM Sparkpro says:

What is your middle name?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:51 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

arnold

Mar. 27, 2008 | 2:21 PM BlueHippo says:

When do I get to punch you in the face IRL?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:53 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

the day you grow the SCROTES to march your texas ass down to florida
>:(

Mar. 27, 2008 | 2:29 PM Wonchop says:

What's your truthful opinion on the whole 'me being a Weebl animator' thing
(Yes I spotted that topic on TheBackAlleys, big whup)

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:53 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I'm happy for you.
Just ignore me and my frustrations.

also lol backalleys spying

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:07 PM supyohos123 says:

If you were to draw a picture that was identical to the one above and had the same idea, what would the deal behind it be?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:54 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

to try to make money off of my crappy zazzle page

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:08 PM Madmanonfire says:

Why are sprite flashes better than drawn flashes?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:55 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because it takes so long to tween each symbol

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:16 PM NapalmGirl says:

Dude you seem pissed off. :(

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:55 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

this is not in the form of a question

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:20 PM ibhenowflee says:

Are you out of/in college, and if so what are you going for?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:56 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I went to college for 2 years to try to get my bachelors degree in animation
I thought I'd be able to afford it

Spoilers: I couldn't

So I'm not in college no more.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:21 PM maxvm says:

Why are there so many questions on here that I might not get answered?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:56 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:36 PM AniGen says:

do you think wonchop is a faggot

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:57 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i don't know. do I?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:07 PM RWappin says:

????????????????????????????? ?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:58 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

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Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:23 PM KingDavid says:

why haven't i seen you on MSN / AIM as of recently?
How is Polypepticide?
May I beta it again please if I ever catch you on either IM softwares between now and the release date?
How is Life?
How is the laptop tablet?
I hear you work at block buster - how is that? If so - I may apply at my local blockbuster do you recommend me doing so?
Catch ya around at TBA , ZSL.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:02 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

1.) I'm on aim all the time. I tend to ignore msn because its slow and ugly and smelly

2.) slowly and painfully coming along

3.) nah. Noone's seen it updated in a while. If I keep showing it to everyone, how can I be certain to disappoint you all with the final finished film?

4.) same as it was years ago

5.) Her name is Shirley. The wedding is in 4 weeks. Bring gifts.

6.) it depends. my first year there was unbearable because I had a horrid bitter old shrew for a manager. she got fired and now I have like 5 new managers and they are all pretty great. It's like Clerks in there now. It doesn't pay well at all though.

7.) I wish I could post a picture of Will Smith in his Men In Black getup with "No Kay, you wont"

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:51 PM test-object says:

What was your last ban about?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:04 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i dunno. i think some topic got destroyed.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:53 PM Slick says:

Who are you?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:06 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Rudolf Erich Raspe

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:58 PM Hoeloe says:

What is the name of your pet rock?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:09 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Rudolf Erich Raspe

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:59 PM PiGPEN says:

Why arent there more questions asking why i ask so many questions?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:10 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because if you're so foxy
and chief's so dumb
than how does that hound get the fox n the run?
because the hound's got the hunter
the hunter's got the gun
KABLAM elimination
lack of education

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:11 PM Moejoe122 says:

Will you make a flash about a fat man that implods?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:11 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

maybe

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:16 PM HotDiggedyDemon says:

does your mom know you have the worlds smallest penis?

LOL IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION BUT NO MATTER IF YOU SAY YES OR NO IT STILL IMPLIES THAT YOUR PENIS IS SMALL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GET IT????

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:11 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

oh yeah well yer mum

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:21 PM willobeen says:

would you rather fuck a horse or make a sprite movie starring you fucking a horse?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:11 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

sprite movie

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:52 PM MRat says:

In the wee hours of the morn, when I disappear without a trace, and you are left all to your lonesome, HOW DO YOU COPE WITH THE CRUSHING DEPRESSION OF ISOLATION?

We all know I'm the only one who can stand your stench!

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:20 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

bye bye baby
dont be long
i'll worry about you while you're gone

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:07 PM Ansel says:

1. Do you/ have you ever played a musical instrument?
2. Cashews - Yes or No?
3. what did you draw when you were a wee little thing?
4. About how much time do you spend animating every day?
5. 4 is a lame number so here's another sentence, not in the form of a question.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:22 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

1.) I used to play violin a bit.

2.) cashews are good. but i prefer peanuts as they are less sweet.

3.) the same weird crap I draw now

4.) depends how tired I am

5.) this is not in the form of a question

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:11 PM Fleek says:

have you seen my son

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:23 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

he's below you look down!

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:14 PM DaxI says:

If i was your neighbor, would we hang out together?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:24 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

probably not

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:16 PM Lambinvoker says:

How is your love life? Do you have a certain special someone?
(No, I'm not coming on to you)

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:26 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I did. She moved away. I haven't been in "the game" much as of late.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:26 PM TomaMoto says:

Why a duck?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:41 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

truly remarkable!

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:35 PM Quatroking says:

How much tits you got?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:41 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

quite a few

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:36 PM Meebs says:

Is?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:42 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

yes.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:36 PM Coolio-Niato says:

Aren't you getting tired of answering these (dumb) questions? :P

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:42 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

not at all

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:42 PM PiGPEN says:

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Prediction: YOU WONT BE ABLE TO BE CLEVER THIS TIME BITCH!

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:43 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

It is common knowledge that the North American Woodchuck chucks wood at nearly 250 CPMs (chucks per minute)
However, the Russian Spotted Woodchuck has been clocked at chucking at over 300 CPMS

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:45 PM AnkhClock says:

What's love got to do
Got to do with it?
What's love but a second hand emotion?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:44 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

don't know what to say
a total eclipse of the heart

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:56 PM supyohos123 says:

If Hitler wanted a Fourth Reich and asked you to be his advertiser for his new Holocaust and he was going to pay you an assload of money, would you do it?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:47 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

as long as he didnt ask me to pay his gas bill.

GET IT? LOLLIOLILLOLOLLOLOLOOLUOLUOOLOL I AM FUNNY

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:02 PM Ansel says:

You want it?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:48 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Bombs?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:03 PM Meebs says:

To PiGPEN:

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:48 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Which is roughly 5 trees a day

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:42 PM Kottbullar says:

Do you like balls?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:49 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

balls are good. SO good. in the mouth.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:21 PM Masterswordman says:

how big is ur cock?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:35 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

it's stately

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:44 PM BritishMoose says:

What would you change about newgrounds if you had the ability to?

If you could be an animal, what animal would it be?

What's your favourite colour?

Who's your favourite superhero?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:39 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

1.) I'd delete the bbs for one thing. And I'd reorganize the top 50 to have more than 2-6 things worth watching in it. Ban sprites.

2.) sugar glider

3.) greyish red

4.) batman / Rorschach

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:05 PM Marrax says:

If you had a cup, light piano music, 2 girls that were really hungry, and one had to take a huge shit, and a video camera, WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:39 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

burn them all.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:23 PM Wholyish says:

Why?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:40 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Launchpad McDuck is a pelican, not a duck.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:23 PM Chaz-o says:

Did you ever knooooo that you're my heeeeeeroooooooo.

(Srsly)

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:40 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

raise your standards

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:39 PM Cubone says:

if team rocket was hiring people would you consider to join

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:42 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

dude of course!

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:53 PM HotDiggedyDemon says:

seriously though can I smack you in the face with my dick so hard that my dick knocks out all your teeth and then ram my dick down your throat so hard that you gag and your eyes water and then shove my dick up your ass and then put my dick back in your mouth so that you have to taste your own shit and then cut off your dick and and then fuck the hole where your dick used to be like a pussy and then shit on you because you are a n****r without a dick?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:14 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

yeah sure i see no reason why

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:53 PM HotDiggedyDemon says:

FUCK it censored the N word! sfvsdvwdfvadvdskjvnadlvmskjdfn

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:14 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i'm sorry but this is not in the form of a question

Mar. 27, 2008 | 9:54 PM Magyar says:

What's your favourite type of music?
Can you list some of your Favourite bands for me?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:15 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

http://zekeyspaceylizard.newgroun ds.com/favorites/

I've listed I think all of my favorite bands there.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:13 PM Sparkpro says:

If you needed a kidney and your body could accept any one from any person, who would you ask?

Who's your favorite character in Super Smash Brothers Brawl?

If you could choose one of your drawings to come to life, which one would it be?

What brand of deodorant do you use?

How are we going to find the princess with the power going out?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:17 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

1.) chris kattan

2.) meta-knight. I havent gotten to play it much though

3.) a character none of you have yet to see

4.) All Spice. If it's good enough for Bruce Campbell, it's good enough for me.

5.) the reason its out is because something shorted the power. Oh here's the problem. Too many toasters. You know what they say:

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:23 PM Hylian-Mafia says:

Why didn't you capitalize the first letter in each of your sentences.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:20 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA Nsu1AhoJc

Thats why.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:32 PM Moejoe122 says:

Will you make a flash thats about a cat that eats your dick?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:21 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I already did. Its called Go Pheck a Goose

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:44 PM manwith10toes says:

If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x + = y, then what dose x equal?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:21 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

x = 0

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:08 PM Lebowski says:

How's it going?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:21 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

good i guess

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:00 AM Lemmy26 says:

do you have a bidé in your bathroom?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:24 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

no. i just have a large brass knob with a hanky on top that I sit down on

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:35 AM Bug says:

do you have a bride in your bathroom?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:53 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i wish

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:50 AM Psi43 says:

Do you know anyone who might be, by any chance, spying the backalleys?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:54 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Bug: respond to psis with "if there is then big whup"

Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:58 AM kisame says:

why are there black people?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 4:40 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Mormonism

Mar. 28, 2008 | 6:24 AM PiGPEN says:

100 GET?

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